Elizy the Duck
Reblog if you are….

uhh-hi-im-cat:

xxusagi-chanxx:

bvbethany:

sassytherivergoddess:

the-independent-american:

thewomaninkevlar:

candylandtimelord:

A hunter
A companion
A timelord
A wizard
A witch
A detective
A doctor
A hobbit
An angel
A blogger

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A Hetalian

A SBURB Player.

A tomb raider.

A night vale resident

sO MUCH YES

best-of-funny:

chrisdemaraisofficial:

transposing:

milkti:

lidstrom:

pyreclaws:

masato-indou:

whittacker:

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

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I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

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wait a sec is that

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a hair in the cheese

Friendly reminder that there is a cellphone on the market RIGHT NOW that can take higher resolution images than this.

oh my god is that

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a doge in the hair

X

weshouldreallytalkaboutanime:

ughicantfindaurl:

dark-hooves:

darkdashtime:

OH MY GOD IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I AM JUDGING YOU!

ME TWO

TOO YOU INGRAMMICAL DOUCHE

THERE IS NO WAY INGRAMMICAL IS A WORD YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

weshouldreallytalkaboutanime:

ughicantfindaurl:

dark-hooves:

darkdashtime:

OH MY GOD IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I AM JUDGING YOU!

ME TWO

TOO YOU INGRAMMICAL DOUCHE

THERE IS NO WAY INGRAMMICAL IS A WORD YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
when-the-ashes-come-falling-down:

hyperactivesovietninja:

latin-ulzzangworld:

IMPORTANT INFORMATION: MUST REBLOG ~
A girl of 21 years had brought a pair of contact lenses 
for a meeting of the barbecue (An event or meal at which
the food is cooked outdoors on an open grill fire)
While she was cooking barbecue stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, she began to scream for help
and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one knew why he was doing this?
Then at the hospital, the doctor said
that is permanently blind because the contact lens
had worn.
Contact lenses are made of plastics and heat
from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.
Do not wear contact lenses while cooking or near FLAMES because they can overheat.
Friends, the information is important, please
Share this message to all your near and dear ones who wear contact lenses.
My dears carefully use your circle lenses.

OMFTHIS IS WHY I WEAR GLASSES MKAY

Fuck I wear contacts and do this… Now I know not to.

when-the-ashes-come-falling-down:

hyperactivesovietninja:

latin-ulzzangworld:

IMPORTANT INFORMATION: MUST REBLOG ~

A girl of 21 years had brought a pair of contact lenses 

for a meeting of the barbecue (An event or meal at which

the food is cooked outdoors on an open grill fire)

While she was cooking barbecue stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.

After a few minutes, she began to scream for help

and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.

No one knew why he was doing this?

Then at the hospital, the doctor said

that is permanently blind because the contact lens

had worn.

Contact lenses are made of plastics and heat

from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.

Do not wear contact lenses while cooking or near FLAMES because they can overheat.

Friends, the information is important, please

Share this message to all your near and dear ones who wear contact lenses.

My dears carefully use your circle lenses.

OMF
THIS IS WHY I WEAR GLASSES MKAY

Fuck I wear contacts and do this… Now I know not to.

gabby-deh-oreo:

So this happened…. I guess I’m most like Pacifica, then Robbie *secretly likes the results of this quiz*

gabby-deh-oreo:

So this happened…. I guess I’m most like Pacifica, then Robbie *secretly likes the results of this quiz*

gabby-deh-oreo:

"The Potato Channel"

gabby-deh-oreo:

"The Potato Channel"

you bet











He is sexy

you bet

He is sexy

wonderland-in-a-teacup:

attackofthepartycannon:

ero-assphyxiation:

this makes me so uncomfortable is so many ways

this doesn’t make me uncomfortable it makes me fUCKING HORRIFIED

rOSE

psyducker:

officialradioshack:

wow

4 my mom

troyesivan:

lapra:

internetexplorers:

How to do The Sex:

  • hold hands

that’s it that is the sex, enjoy

when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her

Is that not how it works